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Getting Booted
Getting Booted

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VanGogh Crazy Eyes
VanGogh Crazy Eyes

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Vangogh painting II
Vangogh painting II

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Getting Booted
Getting Booted

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VAN GOGH

Van Gogh​​

This madman artist  re-invents himself as a magician in THE MAGIC OF VAN GOGH.

He is seldom without his loyal monkey,

Mr. Sparkles. Van Gogh is also the Drainfield County sherif.  Taa daaa!!!!

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RESPECT.....WALK
RESPECT.....WALK

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"I know what I'm doing."
"I know what I'm doing."

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Gowrd lives in all of us.
Gowrd lives in all of us.

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RESPECT.....WALK
RESPECT.....WALK

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GOWARD

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Goth Boy @ The Shelter
Goth Boy @ The Shelter

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Goth Boy
Goth Boy

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Misery loves company
Misery loves company

Veronica and Goth Boy @ The Blind Pig.

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Goth Boy @ The Shelter
Goth Boy @ The Shelter

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GOTH BOY

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DAHMER
DAHMER

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Dahmer bio
Dahmer bio

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Tha Ballad of J.D.
Tha Ballad of J.D.

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DAHMER
DAHMER

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DAHMER

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Cold Timmy™
Cold Timmy™

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Cold Timmy bio
Cold Timmy bio

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Hearl
Hearl

Cold Timmy's father

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Cold Timmy™
Cold Timmy™

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COLD TIMMY

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Melvin in the Green Room
Melvin in the Green Room

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Outlaw Nights
Outlaw Nights

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Crazy Mama D.A.
Crazy Mama D.A.

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Melvin in the Green Room
Melvin in the Green Room

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MELVIN D.A.

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Who's in control?
Who's in control?

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I've created my own prison.
I've created my own prison.

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I'm lost.
I'm lost.

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Who's in control?
Who's in control?

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GEPETTO

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The Black Frog™ was created in 1997.
The Black Frog™ was created in 1997.

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Black Frog bio
Black Frog bio

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The Black Frog™
The Black Frog™

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The Black Frog™ was created in 1997.
The Black Frog™ was created in 1997.

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BLACK FROG

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Der Fuzzy Bunny
Der Fuzzy Bunny

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Der Fuzzy Bunny
Der Fuzzy Bunny

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FUZZY BUNNY

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Drunk Santa
Drunk Santa

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Drunk Santa bio
Drunk Santa bio

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Drunk Santa
Drunk Santa

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DRUNK SANTA

GOWARD

​​He is underground and that's the way he likes it. When not out scrounging through the wasteland looking for treasure, he rants over his short wave radio. CLICK HERE FOR GOWARD'S PERSONAL PAGE.

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Goth Boy

​​He's alone with his soul. This guy has more drama in his life than a Shakespeare play. Goth Boy sings heavy songs of love, loss, guilt, obsession, and angst. Everything that makes him happy.  

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DAHMER​​

He's a really bad man. The Ballad of Jeffery Dahmer is our Halloween cult classic. It's a horror, comedy, musical very loosley based on a day in the life of one of the world's most notorious serial killers... Jeffery Dahmer. Mwa ha ha ha!!!

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Cold Timmy

​​Cold Timmy is "the" red headed step-child. He lives in his pajamas, never wears shoes, and he's always cold. His family is a mess, with a mean father, clueless mom, and an evil sister. Timmy's only friend is a piece of bubble-wrap named Jeff. 

 

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Melvin D.A.

He is a simple man who's into simple things like his dog, motorcycle, friends, and his rock  and roll. But he sure gets into a whole lot of trouble. The D.A. stands for don't ask. He's the King of the Trailer Park.

 

Puppet Master, Gepetto

​​Creator of this world. Part genius inventor, grumpy recluse, working stiff, absurd goofball, and supreme wizard. Little did he know that he would become a puppet himself one day. But aren't we all?

 

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THE BLACK FROG™

​​An out of control world deserves an out of control super hero. He lives in his sewer headquarters with his faithful sidekick, The Mole Boy. Their main goal is to bring down the powerful crime boss, the evil ruthless Fuzzy Bunny.

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Der Fuzzy Bunny

​​A big business tycoon, and a ruthless crime boss that nobody can touch. Rarely seen without his bumbling henchman Klaus close by. If there is something bad happening, odds are Der Fuzzy Bunny's involved. 

Drunk Santa

The holiday season has gotten out of control, and people have lost sight of the meaning of Christmas. Greedy, impatient shoppers push and shove each other trying to buy love. Well Drunk Santa couldn't agree with you more. Ho ho ho!! 

SATAN
SATAN

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Satan's bio
Satan's bio

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Scratch
Scratch

Piss Boy of the year

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SATAN
SATAN

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SATAN

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Satan

​​He's the prince of darkness, for what that's worth. 

Tripetta
Tripetta

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Tripetta bio
Tripetta bio

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Tripetta baby
Tripetta baby

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Tripetta
Tripetta

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TRIPETTA

Tripetta

Alluring and mysterious, she should never be underestimated. Tripetta is in love with Hopfrog, a dwarf with an attitude. 

 

Loud N.Scary
Loud N.Scary

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Live @ The Elbow Room
Live @ The Elbow Room

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Loud N.Scary
Loud N.Scary

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LOUDN SCARY

Loudn Scary

​​He's known as the Haunted Highwayman, driving across the country in his semi-truck from hell. 

Whitee
Whitee

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Whitee
Whitee

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MR WHITEMORE

Mr. Whitemore

He's no angel by any means, but he sure gets blamed for a lot. This tenacious little fellow walks the line whenever he leaves the house. Whitee is often found hanging out with his best pal, Fang.

Frank
Frank

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Frank & Carl bio
Frank & Carl bio

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Frank is on top!
Frank is on top!

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Frank
Frank

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FRANK

Frank

Big, green, but not too mean. Frank is a gentle soul trying to make his way in this hostile and confusing world. His best friend is Carl the ghoul. He beleives he is having psychic dreams connected to the former lives of his several donated body parts. He considers himself not a monster, but rather a poet.

It's lonely at the top.
It's lonely at the top.

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EL LEO
EL LEO

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El Leo's Bio
El Leo's Bio

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It's lonely at the top.
It's lonely at the top.

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EL LEO

EL LEO

​​He is a cage fighting lion. He has won more fights than anyone on record. He is the current undefeated champ of Fight Night in Tijuana. El Leo is the escaped pet lion of a Mexican drug lord. For all his success, he is still on the run from his former ruthless owner. His champion status is being tested all the time by challengers, who often are also interested in the high bounty on him.

Carl
Carl

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Carl, the first marionette
Carl, the first marionette

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Carl
Carl

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CARL

CARL

​​He is the first puppet in the Gepetto Files™ universe. Carl was made in the late summer / early fall of 1996. He rarely goes anywhere without his best friend Frank. They get into every type of predicament imaginable.  

Vern
Vern

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Veronica's Bio
Veronica's Bio

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Veronica
Veronica

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Vern
Vern

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VERONICA

VERONICA

​​She's outragous, overbearing, unemployable, and Cold Timmy's big sister. Veronica, a.k.a. Vern is one angry young lady.  She keeps her boyfreind, Goth Boy tightly wrapped around her finger. 

Mole Boy
Mole Boy

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Mole Boy bio
Mole Boy bio

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Mole Boy, super sidekick.
Mole Boy, super sidekick.

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Mole Boy
Mole Boy

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MOLE BOY

Mole Boy

​​Every super hero needs a sidekick. The Black Frog would most likely admit that Mole Boy is much more than a sidekick.  

HopFrog
HopFrog

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Trip & Hop
Trip & Hop

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Hop
Hop

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HopFrog
HopFrog

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HOP FROG

Hop Frog

​​He is Tripetta's man for better or worse. He's horrible at making good decissions. The only thing he loves more than his old lady is himself. This sometimes causes problems.

Death
Death

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DEATH
DEATH

He wants to be a comedian

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Death
Death

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DEATH

Death

​​He is the Grim Reaper and he hates his jpb. Would quit today if he could. It's not necessarely the killing that gets to him, but more the long hours. In the evenings he can often be found at the comedy clubs working on his skills.