He dug his own hole. Is he nuts or is it really the
end of the world? One thing's for sure; that damn
spider will never let him have a decent meal.
The Insane Painter, Expressionist Madman and possibly the
Worst Magician in the World will Dazzle and Attack you. He is
flanked by a bunch of Outrageous Monkeys. Ta Da!!!
A dark poet with a death wish, a codependent girlfriend (Veronica)
and a scorching case of herpes. He dances when he’s
scared. Never let him drive.
The Rebel Without a Clue. Noble loser free spirit with
a pleasant sh*tty attitude. Hell yeah!
This sad red headed stepchild is pretty pathetic. His only friend
is a piece of Bubble Wrap named Jeff. He’s always cold and in
his pajamas. Why? Who knows.
Goward’s annoying neighbor and echo. If he’s not
around it means he’s up to no good. Look Out!
Psychadelic mentor to the knuckle heads. A control
freak nut job son of a b*tch. He’s barely the master of
canned soup. A prolific Creator.
Forget Jingle Bells and all that. This guy is a pig, jerk, tyrant,
pervert, bastard, and a drunk son of a b*tch. But you got to love
him. He’s Santa! Ho Ho Ho!
This tragic poet gives as good as he gets. Often on the run with
his wife Tripettta. He’ll be the first to tell you that sh*t makes
the best fertilizer.
He’s the very first puppet made but he’s hardly an example. Is
he a zombie or is he a ghoul? A sinister screwball with a flair
for melodrama and mayhem. He’s always including Frank in his
asinine plots.
He’s big and green you know what I mean? This destructive
monster is really a misunderstood poet. Huh!? He’s always paying
for his buddy Carl’s mistakes. Here comes the angry mob!
Cold Timmy’s sister is a raging teen b*tch. She takes what she
wants and runs with the wrong crowd. She’s often up all night
drinking and f*cking in the graveyard.
Jumping into battle for a good cause. Sometimes just for the
hell of it. Never without his faithful little Moleboy. This guy is
a true hero to himself. Who’s side is this mysterious frog on?
Sidekick of all sidekicks! Master of many arts of combat and
detective work. Raised from a baby moleboy by the Black Frog.
He has been trained to be the very best bored smart ass.
A couple of treacherous villains never to be underestimated.
If only they could remember to write things down. They’d get
more done if they weren’t preoccupied with trying to kill each
other. Beware Der Fuzzy Bunny. Ba Ha Ha Ha!!
The Fuzzy Bunny’s army is vast and numerous. When these
guys are around it’s not good. They travel in packs. How many
of them are there?
They visit you at night. They make you feel alright. Then
they’re out of sight. Then they probe your ass.
They barely need a reason to light the torches and get the pitch
forks. Yaaaahhhh!! They’re often on the heals of Frank and
Carl. Why? Who knows.
Rhyming and stealing, barking and peeing! Bow Wow Wow!
Don’t tell him what to do and don’t turn yo back on him.
He’s pretty tight with his little friend Barf.
She’ll grant your wish and then some. I hope you don’t
have any fancy antiques and breakables around when
she visits.
He wants to be a comedian. He’s tired of being taken so seriously.
It’s best to catch him when he’s not working, or drinking.
Lord of the Underworld. Prince of Darkness. King of the Bad
Examples. When he’s not getting bitched at by his wife he’s
jamming in his rock band or hosting his talk show. He’ll give
you the rope to hang yourself and laugh while doing it.
She’s got leather, she’s got lace. She’ll kick you in the face.
This burly girly works by the book but she can’t cook.
She’s got 7 more years until retirement.
No matter how hard this bird tries he can’t get no satisfaction.
A great bird to have your back. Always up for a little trouble.
Dirty little teenager. Lying little sh*t. Manipulating
brat. She can jump a wall faster than most.
Santa’s back stabbing right hand addict son. Gotta love em.
It’s Rudolph for God’s sake! He’s out of site with his nose so
bright! ....And he’s so wasted!!!
Da Mooo! Dah...Mooooo! It’s a hermaphrodite vegan terrorist!
The guilty drunk falls down stairs and nobody cares making a
funny sound. It’s Drunk Steve! It’s Drunk Steve!
The under fed child labor of Santa’s operation up north.
The owner of Eddie’s lounge and Eddie’s widow.
She’s a blast to party with but man what a TEMPER. She’ll talk
sh*t about you two feet away.
The Gepetto Files™ attorney is a very busy man. None of the
puppets can seem to stay out of trouble for long. But his fee
isn’t cheap.
Created by the Fuzzy Bunny to be the perfect weapon. This cute
and cuddly juggernaut is the perfect something. One thing is for
sure. Once it gets going not much can stop it.
He freed people through nonviolence but can’t find a pair of
pants that fit him right. Whatever you do, don’t call him short.
He’s a retired wrestler turned singing telegram performer. His
love is big. His love is strong. His love is like a donut. A donut?
The insane leader of the Circus Church knows no boundaries.
When he comes to town anything could happen, anything.
Always unpredictable and up to no good. When this guy is
around there will likely be a mess to clean up!
